Rockin Wellness-rating

Are you here reading reviews looking for a great non-GMO product because all those poisonous modified foods can’t hold a candle to like, “NATURE man!”? Do you need every ingredient on the label to say “Raw Organic” before it? Are you seriously afraid that your diet doesn’t contain enough Hemp Seed or Guar Gum? Then read no more, Rockin’ Wellness is your shake.

I’m serious. Go buy this shake and stop reading this review right now. We’re only going to make you angry and we might even call you a hippy. Whoops! Just did!

Look. We built this site with the average consumer in mind. We base our reviews on those that want to eat a little healthier but don’t necessarily have an issue with eating a hamburger from a fast food joint. We have nothing against organic foods, in fact, we understand their health benefits, BUT we also know that there are trade-offs to eating full organic.

We also don’t vilify GMO’s safety. (The bio-agricultural economics argument we’re split on, but NOT the safety of GMO.)

If any of these statement made you angry. Like, actually ANGRY because some opinions on a review site on the internet, then trust us, we know what you’re going to say. We’ve gotten your letters and your arguments and we’ve read every single point you can make. We know that we’re “morons” and “just part of the machine” so with that being said; let’s move on to the review of Rockin’ Wellness.

Value

9.0

Rockin’ Wellness starts out strong on the price costing $60 for a 30-serving bag. That comes to an even $2 per shake which is great. Not quite a 10, but for something you could find at an Whole Foods store, this product is quite affordable. Oh, but if you DO find it at a whole foods store, the Suggested Retail Price is $90, so that’s $3 per shake. Buy this shake on line if you’re going to do so. Paying 50% more for the convenience of walking to the store and getting it right now instead of waiting a few days and having it delivered to your doorstep is not wise.

Hunger Blockers

6.0

So, we reviewed this shake after so many reader requests, but here’s the thing: Rockin Wellness is not advertised as a meal replacement shake; and for good reason. This shake is meant as a supplement for Omega 3’s and Enzymes and Antioxidants and not meant to replace a meal for you. This shake doesn’t fill you up and it’s not supposed to…so, to say the least, we were unimpressed. Most of us were hungry within 30 minutes or so after drinking this shake. Also, if your body is not used to full-on Raw Organic diet this shake will cause you digestive issues. They will go away as your body adjusts, but be aware.

Nutrition

8.6

Honestly, the first couple paragraphs were to get people ready for this score in nutrition. So, how does a product that is so healthy (which it is!) not get above a 9 in Nutrition? Well, our nutrition score is based on supplementing a meal, not just being loaded with Omega 3’s and Raw Organic ingredients. You see, there are things like Vitamin D that your body needs for bone strength. Vitamin D is not found in this shake…

The shake is great on calories with only 90 per serving! That’s the lowest we’ve seen here at MRSR, but that’s probably because there is only 4 grams of protein per serving. 4 grams of protein is waaaaaay too low if you’re trying to replace a meal. Also we would like to see about 30% of your RDI in 20+ vitamins and minerals. These contain less than 10% of only 5 vitamins and minerals.

In conclusion, these shakes are healthy, but they are not nutritionally balanced to replace a meal.

Taste

7.5

Do you like the taste of Stevia? Because while this shake is marketed under the flavor “Chocolate” there was very little chocolaty about the drinks we tasted. If you’re a big organic fan, then you already know what you’re in for and probably even will like this shake.

If, on the other hand, you think of a Hershey’s bar when you think of chocolate, then you will likely be pretty disappointed. It tastes like fake sugar and sweet peas to me.

So there you have it, Rockin Wellness in an Organic Raw Nutshell.

About Mrs. R

Mrs. R is the cumulative knowledge of the entire MRSR.com staff. She's got many, many years of fitness and health training under her belt.

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Comments

  1. I realy like this shake. I have IBS issues and I was looking for a shake that could add almond milk too and fruit without so much protein to be honest. It is too much at times which messes with my tummy. The ingredients seem healthy and I do feel energized after one shake. Hopefully it will keep working. The price is really high for me but worth it if it works to be honest. I guess time will tell! NO artificial flavors though! And the taste is good.

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  2. Jeanne morris says:

    My husband ordered me your shakes and all I can say is that your product is AMAZING ! I have arthritis of the spine and after only ten days I can face the day with hardly any pain. I would recommend RockinWellness to one and all!

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  3. I hated this product and found the company to be a scam. I bought a trial with auto ordering. They immediately starting charging me and sending me more product. There are not open on weekends to cancel membership, I had to call them over 15 times(if you hit the code for returns, it disconnects you). This company is such a joke. Please don’t waste your time or money!!

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  4. romeo romeo says:

    SCAM!!! SHADY!! TRICKERY!!! PLEASE BEWARE THIS COMPANY TRICKS AND STEALS FROM TRUSTING HARD WORKING PEOPLE!!!! Sadly this company has been scamming people. I was too an advocate for the company now I’m out $100. Sadly I had to report these guys to the BBB and the Attorney General. Some other sources had told me there were many boxes being sent back like 15 a day for the last few weeks. Also please read the amazon reviews on the 1 star. Apparently I wasn’t the only person who fell their scam… I’m all about supporting small vegan health food businesses but this is a very dirty and shady business. I don’t understand why they would do this…. Just FYI there is only 4 grams of protein and loads of caffein. Perhaps something to think about . I suppose that doesn’t matter I’m very sad about this and I feel like I was robbed directly from my bank account. . I had to cancel my card and do all this running around and wasting my time. I understand if you must delete my review.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B005LDW1B2?filter=1&page=1&pageSize=10&sort=byRankDescending&thankYou=1399635793

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    • Daniel Zacarias says:

      I too fell prey to this company scam.
      Purchase a packet for $4.99 advertised on Face Book as a “Blow Out Sale”. After I received my sample order the company made an unauthorized charge on my debit card for $119.85 . I didn’t receive an invoice. I tried calling the company but got no answer.I do not know what they were sending me. I filed a claim with the fraud dept. at my bank. Now I received a box from RockinWellness. I did not open it. I do not know if they are trying to do a monthly charge or a one time order. My bank advised me to return to sender and call back with a confirmation tracking number to dispute the unauthorized charge. The bank cancelled my card so I will not get any more charges.

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  5. Buyer Beware – They charged me for an order I did not place, will not respond to emails and will not answer the phone.

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  6. HEather kidder says:

    Rockin wellness scammed me. I bought a FIVE dollar promo pack. A week later they STOLE 100+ dollars out of my account claiming I purchased more. This is so unprofessional and ridiculous. They won’t answer calls or emails and have blocked me from Facebook. Do not buy from them!!!

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  7. I can’t cancel this product. I have been on the phone for thirty minutes waiting to speak with someone.

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  8. maryann stone says:

    I agree. This company does scam people. And the product doesnt even taste good and very little protein. What a waste of money.

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  9. Abby Joseph says:

    This company is horrible. I ordered a special one week trial and ended up receiving over 100.00 auto shipment, they don’t answer the phone, don’t return calls,a nd you can’t return the product unless you pay high shopping charge. It’s a scam. If you can’t trust the business practices you can’t trust the product is as good as they say!

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  10. I ordered the sample week supply for 14.99. It didnt really appeal to my taste but I figured it was only 15 so no big deal. Two weeks later they sent 3 bags and charged my card for 119$! I DID NOT ORDER.

    I call right away, left a message and wrote an email. Nothing for 4 days, then an email reply saying that I had to call and speak to someone in person. I tried calling everyday for TWO WEEKS (during their stated buisness hours) and left 7 voicemail messages. NO one answered or called back for two weeks.

    I also ‘liked’ rockn wellness on facebook and saw that someone updates their FB page daily. I wrote a post saying that I have been trying to reach someone for two weeks hoping the FB administrator would help me get in contact with someone.

    They DELETED MY POST AND BLOCKED ME FROM THEIR SITE!

    I then get an email saying that I have to complete a form and will be charged to ship THE UNAUTHORIZED ‘order’ AND A 35$ RESTOCKING FEE!

    This company while it promotes positivity and wellness has buisness practices that are anything but, they are flat out WRONG. AT this point they stole 120$ from me and shipped me something that I did not want and they are also wanting to charge me an additional 35$ to pay them for stealing from me + shipping.

    DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION.

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