Dear readers. We love you, each and every one of you. We try the shakes that you suggest to us, but please don’t take advantage of our kindness. Asking us to rate NanoMeals™ is like saying “Hey, you review movies? Could you watch that one ‘Gigli‘ show for me and let me know how it is?” For our sanity, this has to be a very rare thing that we do for you.
Well, congratulations go out to Shakeology, they no longer hold the title for most expensive drink on MRSR.com! NanoMeals™ comes in at $50 for a 10 day supply…yep, that’s $5 per meal! Might as well go to Wendy’s and get a salad, cause you’re paying the same price.
We don’t know what kind of hunger blockers they use really because this product is a slurry of ™ and ® with †s and ©s thrown in to further confuse you. However, no one wanted to eat ever again after drinking this shake. We burned candles and there might have been a goat sacrifice in order to pay restitution to our poor stomachs for drinking this.
Well they only have about 35% of your RDI (Recommended Daily Intake) which they’ve boosted with things like 1425% of your daily Vitamin B12. Can you overdose on B12? Probably not, but wow, is that really necessary? They have a ton of † items where they say “Hey the FDA doesn’t realize how much you need this yet, but trust us…it’s awesome” ingredients. Are you getting your Unprocessed Whole Colostrum at significant levels? No? Yeah, that’s ok, you’ll live. 171 Calories and 5 grams of sugar with 14 grams of protein aint too bad though! You win this round NanoMeal™…
It’s story time! Come with me on a journey with NanoPLSGODNO™ time
“It’s green”, says Jake as we set the glasses in front of us. Everyone’s minds briefly flash back to our Shakeology “Green Berry” taste test.
“What flavor is it?” Ashley leans forward to check the box.
“Uh…they, they call it ‘Tropical Fruit Blend’.” I say, slowly.
The words quietly settle over the group and the air seems to get sucked out of the room. It’s just us and the shakes now, no turning back.
“Do we, do we have to drink the whole thing?” Ashley asks. She’s trying to be tough, but we can all see the tears forming in the corner of her eyes. She’s dutifully resisting the urge to fall into the fetal position and suck her thumb.
“We have to check the hunger blocking power…so yes.” I say and wrap my hands around the glass.
“Bottoms up!” Jake says and goes for the gusto. The glass is at his mouth and he is chugging it. The liquid drains quickly but his face seems to be collapsing in horror. He finishes with an “oh my god.” instead of a delighted “ahhh refreshing”.
In summation Nanomeals™ have given us a new standard with which to rate the most horrible tasting drinks on MRSR.com. Thanks NanoMeals™! (We think the TM stands for “Taste-bud Massacre)