Dear readers. We love you, each and every one of you. We try the shakes that you suggest to us, but please don’t take advantage of our kindness. Asking us to rate NanoMeal™ is like making us suffer through a bad horror film. Ugh! Well, here it goes…
Well, congratulations go out to Shakeology, they no longer hold the title for most expensive drink on MRSR.com! NanoMeal™ comes in at $50 for a 10 day supply…yep, that’s $5 per meal! Might as well go to Wendy’s and get a salad, cause you’re paying the same price. Wow.
We don’t know what kind of hunger blockers they use really because this product is a slurry of ™ and ® with †s and ©s thrown in to further confuse you. However, no one wanted to eat ever again after drinking this shake. We burned candles and there might have been a goat sacrifice in order to pay restitution to our poor stomachs for drinking this.
Well they only have about 35% of your RDI (Recommended Daily Intake) which they’ve boosted with things like 1425% of your daily Vitamin B12. Can you overdose on B12? Probably not, but wow, is that really necessary? They have a ton of † items where they say “Hey the FDA doesn’t realize how much you need this yet, but trust us…it’s awesome” ingredients. Are you getting your Unprocessed Whole Colostrum at significant levels? No? Yeah, that’s ok, you’ll live. 171 calories and 5 grams of sugar with 14 grams of protein ain’t too bad though! You win this round NanoMeal™
Ok, it’s probably just the fact that there’s a ton of vitamins (particularly 1425% of Vitamin B12), but this shake tasted horribly. They’ve got to figure something else out with their formula because the 5 grams of sugar didn’t quite make a dent at all with the flavor. Yuck. Puke doesn’t even help.
In summation Nanomeal™ have given us a new standard with which to rate the most horrible tasting drinks on MRSR.com. Thanks NanoMeal™! (We think the TM stands for “Taste-bud Massacre)